Fun New Year’s Eve Joke:
Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.
i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???
Crowley and Azirpahale somehow always turn up for important moments in history so you can 100% guarantee they’ll be at the Area 51 alien freeing event
My favorite part is the moderators calling out the candidates for not answering questions they asked them.
“No one should have to work more than one job to put a roof over their head and food on the table.” -Kamala
Like I said, she ain’t playing tonight.
when kamala harris called the future president of the united states a ‘her’
i felt that
A Word On 2020
After watching the second-half of the first Democratic primary debate, I’d like to take the time to remind all of you, that it’s ok to duke it out over which candidate should get the primary ticket now, because I certainly do have candidates I love and hate just as you do, but when we start rolling closer to 2020, whoever wins the primaries,
YOU. HAVE. TO. BACK. THEM. UP.
You absolutely CANNOT stomp your feet and whine, refusing to vote because your pick didn’t cut it. There were a lot of factors that played into the 2016 election, but one of the biggest was the number of people who didn’t vote.
YOU. CANNOT. WRITE. A. CANDIDATE. IN.
We have this one chance to alter the course of our nation before we go over the cliff, and we can’t afford to blow it. Do not get sucked so far into debates online that you absolutely refuse to vote for someone at all if they are chosen. You have to learn from the mistakes made that brought us to where we are right now.






